Credit: Jang Keun Suk Weibo/Grape weibo (sorting)
English Translation: Sarah Ye
Note: According to Sina Entertainment, Jang Keun Suk Weibo Q/A made new record. Total question 422985 questions, it breaks the record which 《轩辕剑》drama team weibo Q/A 353806 questions on July 12. Congratulates to Jang Keun Suk. He is super! That means 7050 questions/min, 117 questions/second
Introduction:
This Q/A session was held by Sina weibo on line site on 2012-08-10 5pm (Shanghai local time). Jang Keun Suk would pick and answer questions asked from weibo on line users, from 422985 questions, he answered 63 of them in one hour.
Q1:If weibo followers go over 10 million, are you really going to dance on the Great Wall?
Suk: Not only dance on the great wall, I will also eat Jajangmyun (Black Bean Sauce noodles).
Note: Jajangmyun it is a popular and tradition noodle dish in Korea, but it was originally from China.
Q2: I didn’t go to chase you today, I am sad now.
Suk: Except you, others came!!!!!!
Q3: I heard that if man and women’s age gap is 6 years, that’s the best. I’m just like that, hahahah, please consider it.
Suk: That’s your thinking only.
Q4: When you will release a single album of Chinese song?
Suk: So you better pali (quick) make my weibo followers go over 10 million!!!
Q5: What it’s your favorite Chinese dish?
Suk: mapo tofu!!!!
Note: Here is the wiki page for mapo tofu, is a spicy dish, he loves spicy food. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapo_doufu
Q6: Prince, I like you a lot?
Suk: Can’t you think of any question with more creativeness?
Q7: Have you ever considered going back to short hair style?
Suk: Unless I go to temple to be a monk??!!!
Q8: If your weibo followers is over 20 million, what you will do?
Suk: Buy a condo in Beijing.
Q9: How’s your cooking skills?
Suk: Of course……very good. I think yours must be not good, because normally always the person who is not good at cooking would ask such question.
Q10: I dreamed about you last night.
Suk: In your dream, what did we do actually?
Q11: Prince, you think who is prettier, Korean girls or Chinese girls?
Suk: French ah?
Q12: Is it really yourself answering the questions?
Suk: You! Get! Out!
Q13:When will be Team H Show in next year? How many people?
Suk: More in a hurry to have over 10 million followers on weibo!!
Q14: Oppa what’s the first Chinese you learnt?
Suk: 我很帅！ (I’m so handsome).
Q15: Boss, I am going to learn Korean very hard and to become your translator. You like that? Boss?
Sui: Send me your picture first, kkkkkk.
Q16: Prince, you’re my first love, what can I do? Shall I still get married?
Suk: Marriage, I think we shall just you do yours and I do mine.
Q17: Boss, what kind of gift make you happy most?
Suk: Candles
Q18: You should find a boyfriend for Suni.
Suk: She can’t get pregnant, and rumor is she is seeing someone named little Huang kk.
Q19: Is there anything that you didn’t do it when you were young. now you’re getting older that you regret for it?
Suk: Woman Bath House.
Q20: Anyway, I want to ask a question, did you ever meet anyone more handsome than you?
Suk: Haven’t yet.
Q21: Do you pick up a girl who looks pretty from the back?
Suk: I will run to her and turn her face around first then decide, kkkk.
Q22: I heard you get rid of your baby belly, can you show it to us?
Suk: I will just leave it to be seen by myself! You will never see it in your life!
Q23: Eating too much MSG will become a bald Jang, haha.
Suk: Why are you telling me this only now?
Q24: Suk are you gonna build a band like Kang Mul Kyul?
Suk: Team H already makes me so busy.
Note: Kang Mul Kyul is the role he played in drama Mary Stayed All Night Out, a lead singer in a indy band.
Q25: Are you the kind of person who cares more about the person’s appearance?
Suk: I care more about person’s heart than appearance. ahh, headache.
Q26: Eels boss, everyday when you wake up what you want to do most?
Suk: Be……in……love……
Q27: I’m hungry! What about you? Come to my house I will cook for you. First, let’s have kabayaki (grilled eels).
Suk: There is room service here.
Q28: Boss, don’t build too much muscle, I don’t like muscular man, just a little is fine. (blush)
Suk: I have been working hard on that, no muscle is a problem, 55555.
Q29: Can Suni do shuffle dance?
Suk: kyaaa, as common sense, can dog dance?
Q30: You love tennis so much, ever think of doing it as career?
Suk: Absolutely not.
Q31: Don’t drink too much, drinking beer will make your belly bigger and bigger, hahaha.
Suk: I STOP DRINKING! also stop seeing woman…. but… that’s not right… haha
Q32: What kind of man are you? Good man or bad man?
Suk: I’m a man you just can’t let go. And, I’m your man.
Q33: If you don’t answer me, I won’t go to your concert. hmmm
Suk: Did you buy ticket?
Q34: You come to China, why don’t you give your album to the strangers on the street? You have done that even in Paris and Phuket. Unfair
Suk: I forgot, kkkkkk.
Q35: Translator sisters, don’t translate for him, let him check the dictionary himself.
Suk: R U CRAZY?！！！！！！！
Q36: If Hongki and Heechul all fall into the water, who you will rescue first?
Suk: Do I have to??? They are not girls…..
Q37: Are you sure you stopped drinking? Don’t say that you won’t know how you get awake tomorrow morning, haha.
Suk: Didn’t I just say I stop drinking… also no woman, ahhhh
Q38: If you have a chance to travel back in time tunnel, when do you want to go back to?
Suk: I want to go back to be 4 years old and go into woman bath house, haha
Q39: Is Jason Jang beside you? Tell him that he is in my dream every night.
Jason: I love you too. Suk: You’re so dirty.
Q40: Eels boss, what you will do next?
Suk: I want to eat KFC
Q41: I also can drink a lot, do you dare to drink with me?
Suk: I’m too busy.
Q42: Ok, I’m being bold here. My family runs bath house!!! Answer me!!! kkkkkk
Suk: Give me your address. kkkkkkk
Q43: You’re so good looking and beautiful. You can dress like woman go to woman bath house.
Suk: Something you can’t get it clear, I’m a real MAN!!!
Q44: Would you do like you were in Beijing to walk on the street alone in the morning in Shanghai?
Suk: This time the bodyguards don’t let me out. 555555
Q45: If you can get one super power, what you want?
Suk: Fluoroscopy (X-ray), hahahahaha
Q46: I want to see Jang Meili (Beauty Jang), did you bring her?
Suk: I want to bring her, but I’m afraid it won’t pass customs, so I left her at home.
Note: Check here for background of Jang Meili (Beauty Jang) http://jangkeunsukforever.com/?p=15728
Q47: Do you like rainy day?
Suk: I do. I hope when I’m with you it rains, because I’m too lazy to take shower, kkkkkk.
Q48: What you will do after tomorrow’s Cri Show?
Suk: Take shower get cleaned……. then sleep, ho ho
Q49: Are you gonna fly up in your Cri Show this time?
Suk: You will know when you come to see it.
Q50: Ask this for the last time, can I apply to be your manager?
Suk: Send your picture first…. pali (quick!)
Q51: I hope your Chinese is good as your Japanese, haha, so the translator sisters will leave your side.
Suk: Nononono, if I’m in love with a Chinese girl my Chinese will improve very fast, do you want to be my girlfriend? Pali (quick) send your picture to me!!
Q52: Why are all your managers male?
Suk: If my manager is a female……
Q53: I’m eating ice cream, do you want, answer me I will give you one ^_^
Suk: Can you give an ice cream? I will give you two pieces of KFC.
Q54: There are so many pretty girls amongst eels, you come here more often you will see them.
Suk: Yes, recently there are lots of pretty girls amongst eels, everyday Jason is drooling in the car, hahahaha.
Q55: You bully Suni, bully Jason, bully Gunsama, and most importantly, you don’t answer me, so you’re a bad guy.
Suk: You also want me to bully you? come! heehee
Q56: When I see you my heart beat 100 times fast, what should I do?
Suk: Everytime I look in the mirror, I’m like this too, so I know how you feel, hahahaha.
Q57: Prince, please let Jang Meili (Beauty Jang) marry me.
Suk: Jang Meili is a Thai, ok?
Q58: Is Gunsama there? Tell him, I like him a lot.
Suk: Kim Piaoliang (Beauty Kim) is also a Thai, sa wa di ka!
Note: If you want to know who is Kim Piaoliang, click here to find out. http://jangkeunsukforever.com/?p=15728
Q59: If your fans become other star’s fans you will turn them to kabayaki, but if other star’s fans become your fans, what you will do?
Suk: I will give them KFC, kkkkkk.
Q60: What’s your next goal, Prince?
Suk: Conquer the world!!!!
Q61: Later tonight you will go shopping? Don’t swipe too much on your credit card, otherwise you will get beaten when you get home.
Suk: What is shopping? I don’t know that.
Q62: Last time, you showed us your weibo interview on site picture. Can you do the same this time?
Suk: I only have picture of eating KFC.
Q63: I want a “wink”
Suk: Ok, the last question, I will let you have it, wink….. chiu!
Thank you for this ^O^
I couldn’t stop laughing reading it the first time… and still chuckling reading it again ^O^ but I think the answer no 11 and 12 got mixed up =P
oops, thanks Shiro, I correct it.
Thank you Sarah…
My favorite!
What kind of man you’re? Good man or bad man?
Suk: I’m a man you just can’t let him go. And, I’m your man…
He’s very certain and he is right,,You are MY MAN!! (mushy)
he must have enjoyed eating KFC, he mentioned it 4 times! Colonel Sanders will be soo happy LOL! next… BREAKING NEWS: KFC invades Asia! thanks to Asia Prince!
Steeve, actually KFC is very good in China, they are the most popular fast food chain in China, much better than McDonalds. First of all, they came to China earlier and second they cater the Chinese cuisine, so they have totally different menu they have it here in US. I miss KFC in China. lol.
thats good to know hahaha
I’m wondering if he become KFC ad model in China…
after reading his messages I am thinking about this too 😀
i just so love Nos. 10 and 43..lol!!! he’s so provocative on the first, then utterly frustrated in the latter. lol!!
I love all….. hahaha…
liked it a lot..he is so funny…
Thank you, Sukkiefanncusa and Sarah, is the second time that I read this,but I enjoyed more now, I like the notes and Sukkie, funny as always.
Everyday when u wake up what u want to do most???
“beee in lovee”,,,
Haissss,,,,,,,,meaning??????? ^_^’
When he wake up in the morning and look at the mirror he’s “in love” to see himself ………. hahaha funny Sukkie but he’s right, you have to love yourself before you love others.
I wonder what he would say if i told him i dreamt we were married… Lol!
LOL…Sukkie will answer you ” DON’T WAKE UP,,STAY ASLEEP FOREVER,..HOHOHO!!
Beautiful questions and answers he’s brainy smart and mischievous he’s got every answer to the questions he never give chance he attack fast and that’s our beloved prince we shall wait and see him dancing on the great wall of china and eating black beans noodles and buy a condo in china .. The time will come just wait .. Anyway I enjoy reading it …. Good luck to you our Prince JKS
Princejks..jast the best….love him so interesting 😉
Thanks for this Sarah. Always interesting to read his witty answers.
Can’t wait for the day when Sukkie dances on the Great Wall of China.
As usual, he is so witty and humourous ..I love his answers esp No. 43 and 56.,.so funny !!!!
woow! sobrang honest naman niya grabe! That’s him, what you read is actually what you can perceived about him. No wonder every body loves him. Great!
hahaha..such witty answers..love the way he answered the questions..Zikzin, Prince !!! ^_^
Q20: Anyway, I want to ask a question, did you ever meet anyone more handsome than you?
Suk: Haven’t yet.
Q21: Do you pick up a girl who looks pretty from the back?
Suk: I will run to her and turn her face around first then decide, kkkk.
Sarah , are you translate the press conference too, right, ? because it was very funny, i don’ t understand a word,kkkk, but i laughted so hard , especially when he fight with the insect, so cuteeeee. I know i have to wait because maybe you are go to the concert today, so i understand and wait. Thanks
Sarah sis, Thanks for the translation for all these 63 Q&A.. I have a good laugh over & over again at his reply.. even in Baidusukbar, there is a posting of a comment made by a popular Chinese MC in China who followed Sukkie’s Weibo and he saw this Q&A too.. he said ” now we have an idol who is qualified to join the comedian MC entertainment line and he welcome Sukkie to their line” This MC said he is laughing over Sukkie’s reply too!
Thank you, thank you sis Sarah for your fast translation update.
Answer #7 made me fall down my chair. No matter how much I tried to imagine, I just can’t picture Sukkie as a Monk…LOLLL. Reading these Q/As, I laugh non-stop, tearing eyes….kekekeke
I like all the answers….but my favorite one is ” I care more about person’s heart than appearance…..”.. I will add this quote to our JKS’ quote card…..hahaha
A million thanks for translating this, Sarah! You are truly awesome! I was at work when I read this for the first time and I laughed the whole time. It’s impossible to read his answers and keep a straight face. How can there be such a man…perfect even when he’s being silly!
I love the Q&A 56 the most! LMAO =)
Sukki always make me laugh with his spontaneity… That’s why eels really love him. 🙂
hahaha can’t stop laughing! even though some of his answer can make you sad, at least he’s just being honest!:))
love him so much!
A CERTIFIED EEL FROM PHILIPPINES:)
I like all his answers! Our Prince is sooooo clever & entertaining! Wish u success in Shanghai CRI show!你好棒！zikzin!
First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is have a cup of coffee and check this site and what a good morning I’m having today. I laughed so hard reading this Q&A.
JKS is funny and witty..
# 56 – I expected that answer from him and yet I still find it funny :))
Thanks for this..it really made my day
if sukkie wants to be inlove so much, why doesnt he???????
JKS as always so smart and jokes all the time ))) of course, bit of boasting and self-confidence so suits him!it’s so Jang Keun Sukish ))) hope, he’ll have such things in twitter too )) also in english )))
Geun Suk .really is such a nice man .who always ready to create things funny n effective .May be he has got all the blessing .I really respect and adore him as a man in million.
He is blunt at his answers when ppl ask stupid questions……… and flirtatious at the same time with other questions….. sooo naughty………:)
Thanks for the translations Sis Sarah Ye and Sukkiefanusa….
Really enjoyed readin it….. ^-^
Hi! I think eels boss is badboy so is reason, I love that…!!! I’m so crazy for him!!!
I say… Oppa not pretty… He compared to my country boys…?! But he is so handsome and he has hot person…?!?
I have a question..? every one is from chinese..?!!!
I don’t know but i’m kinda disappointed the way you answer some of the questions. Between you and Lee Min Ho I go for you because observing you from your videos I thought you are much of a purer version…what i meant is what you see is what you get. There are some popular actors and actresses who lose their manners when they reached the top. I just hope that you’ll not be that kind when you already have conquered the world. Take care! God bless you!